You may have read an earlier version of Steve's biography here. We can now report this was completely erroneous. Yes, we should never have believed the journalists at the National Enquirer, but who was to know ...... now we can print Steve's official life story, smuggled out of the North pole by one of Steve's "people" eager for Steve's billions of fans around the world to know the truth :-

Steve was born on January 1 1977. He was raised in the North Pole,
where he was first exposed to poetry. He attended the Design Institute of
Finland as a foreign exchange student. It was there where he met Frosty a grad student working on a degree in Holiday Studies with a minor in web design. This was the beginning of a strong, sometimes trying friendship.

Steve an aggressive overachiever graduated in three and a half weeks
with a degree in philosophy and a minor in art. He was president of the chess club and debate club and captain of the la cross team.

Professionally Steve made and lost his first million during the
internet boom of the nineties. He worked at several internet start ups including J Plummington and Sons, Van.com, and Scooter Inc.com. a company that provided scooters to internet startups.

Steve has worked as a web designer, photographer, and professional chef
at the well know Sushi restaurant Raw Raw Raw in New York.

He first worked with Frosty on the independent comic Freezer Burn.
Steve served as head writer, illustrator, graphic designer, and text editor.
Freezer Burn was chosen as Pop Art Now’s independent comic of the year
in 1997.

Steve enjoys traveling and fine dining. In 1999 he participated in the
running of the bulls in Spain, this has since become an annual tradition. He
is fluent in Spanish, Dutch and Tagig

Steve lives in the North Pole with his husky Robert. He is single and not
currently dating. He would like to settle down with the right woman...someday.